Satisfyer Review: Perfect Gifts to Spice Up Valentine’s Day
Content Warning: sex, sexuality and sex toys
Recently, my husband and I were gifted 5 sex toys from German company Satisfyer – a sexual wellness industry leader that specialises in combining innovative technology with great design. The five toys we received included: the Satisfyer Vibes Magic Bunny, the Satisfyer Penguin Next Generation, the Satisfyer Partner Multifun 3, the Satisfyer High Fashion and its flagship Satisfyer Pro 2, a best-selling device presenting air-pulse wave technology. Satisfyer prides itself in developing great products for women, men and couples. With Valentine’s Day around the corner, why not spice up your relationship with an adult toy?
The “Clit-Sucking” Toys
The first three toys on this list are the Satisfyer Pro 2, the High Fashion and the Penguin. All these products have some sort of ‘sucking’ technology (combined with vibrations) and are designed for clitoral stimulation. These toys also play an important role for women who have difficulties in reaching orgasm with a partner or through un-aided masturbation. In fact, the vast majority of reviews I came across, pointed out how easily and quickly these toys can get you there.
The Satisfyer Penguin
Cuteness is not at the top of my priority list when it comes to sex toys, but when I opened the Satisfyer Pro 2 Penguin, it was impossible not to notice how cute it is! A penguin-shaped figure complete with pink bow-tie. Aww. I just hope my kids don’t find it and think they can play with it!
Out of the three clit sucking devices, the Penguin is the most gentle (or least powerful) toy, but make no mistake, at its higher intensity modes, it is a powerful device easily capable of delivering quick orgasms. My biggest issue was positioning. The effect is not very diffuse, so it had to be precisely positioned on my ‘pleasure points’. When not perfectly in place, it was actually quite uncomfortable. Ouch!
The Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation
As mentioned earlier, the Satisfyer Pro 2 is Satisfyer’s flagship product with its air-wave sucking technology combined with vibrations. It is more powerful than the Penguin and its head felt more comfortable with a more diffuse effect. Orgasms were quick to reach with no need to hold this toy in a precise way. This is also a great value for money device, that won’t send you broke. For a full review of the Satisfyer Pro 2, click here.
The Satisfyer Luxury High Fashion Clit Vibrator
The Satisfyer High Fashion is very similar in design to the other two (particularly the Pro 2) but bigger in size (and in price) and the body is made from a high-quality feel aluminium. My partner, who has bigger hands than me, likes the larger size since it feels easier to handle.
In terms of intensity, I didn’t find very different to the Pro 2, but definitely more powerful than the Penguin (as is the Pro 2). The head is more cushioned and, I think, more gentle on the skin. Another thing to note is that this toy has both clit-sucking and vibration modes, which can be used independently or together. To be honest, the vibration mode didn’t do much for me. With only the air-wave mode, orgasms are easy to reach, even in a low-intensity setting. Overall, I can’t quite justify the more expensive price, compared to the others.
How I Use Clitoral Stimulators
- I turn the toy on first on its lowest intensity
- I like to place the device close to my pleasure area instead of on it straight away
- I move the toy around until I reach my perfect spot. For different clitoral stimulators, I have different spots (they are all pretty close but can slightly change)
- After I found my pleasure zone, it is time to increase the intensity
- Quite often, there is no need to go to the highest intensity to climax
- Enjoy!
Satisfyer’s Take on the Classic Rabbit Vibrator
The Satisfyer Vibes Magic Bunny
I must say I believe, when it comes to sex toys, less is more! Generally speaking, I am not a fan of devices that do more than one thing at once. I am sure they work well for a lot of people, but it is not my thing.
In the case of rabbit vibrators, I don’t really like clitoral stimulation and G-spot stimulation to happen at the same time. So, I ended up using this toy in the same way you would use a magic wand. It worked really well and orgasms happened quickly and repeatedly.
So, why not use a magic wand instead? I think this is a fair question. But the Satisfyer Magic Bunny does have a lot of good things going for it: the ‘ring’ at the end of the handle makes it ergonomic and easy to hold and move around. The tip is quite wide leading to a diffuse effect. It is also a reasonably-priced toy.
A Satisfyer Couples Toy
The Satisfyer Partner Multifun 3
The Satisfyer Partner Multifun 3 is a toy for “everyone”. In fact, the packaging illustrates 32 different ways it can be used! It has an interesting shape. One end is shaped like a “U” and the other is a long shaft. Each end of the U and the shaft itself have independent motors that vibrate. The possibilities are endless and a great way of spending your Valentine’s night – or the entire weekend.
Material and Care
Satisfyer’s standard materials include skin-friendly silicone and ABS plastic. All products featured above are waterproof and can be easily cleaned with water. It is recommended to use a water-based lubricant with these toys, although my partner and I have used coconut oil as water ones evaporate pretty quickly. It is important, though, to avoid silicone-based lubricant. And if using condoms, water-based is the way to go.
Charging
All toys featured above can be used cordlessly. They all come with a USB attachment that connects to your power socket. Once charged, it can be enjoyed without any wires annoying you or your partner(s). One of the things we love about Satisfyer’s products is that they all use a magnetic charging attachment, which is extremely easy to use, and no doubt helps the devices be very waterproof.
For more information about the full range of sex toys available from Satisfyer for women, men and couples, head over to satisfyer.com. We thank Satisfyer for providing products to review.
Alice and her husband Jack run a sex-positive review and comparison site called Vanilla is the New Kink, where they consider not only the form and function of sex toys, but also volume levels and whether your kids are going to start asking embarrassing questions if they find them!
Frequently Asked Questions
How do you clean Satisfyer products?
Generally, wiping with a damp cleaning cloth is often sufficient. Otherwise, since Satisfyer products are waterproof, you can also wash them with soapy water. You can even take them into the shower with you to clean them. It might end up being a long shower, though… 😉
How do you know when a Satisfyer is charged?
Satisfyer products generally have an LED light that flashes when they are charging. When fully-charged, the LED will stop flashing and stay lit.
Are Satisfyer products waterproof?
Yes, the Satisfyer products discussed in this post are all waterproof and even submersible! Perfect for the shower or a bath…
What is Air-Pulse clitoral stimulation?
Air-Pulse clitoral stimulation uses non-contact pressure-wave technology to give sucking and pulsating sensations. Most women say that this feels similar to oral sex, although ‘clit-sucking’ toys can generally provide much more intense (and prolonged if desired!) stimulation.
